Monday, August 04, 2014
You're in your thirties. (Or forties or fifties or sixties or more, but if that's the case, I can't claim to have anything wise to tell you.) Your life is pretty much nothing like you expected it to be when you were in your twenties or especially your teens. That's really okay. Great even. Because in your twenties, you were what is not commonly called (but should be) delusional. And when you were a teenager, you were just a dumbreadacted. You knew only a tiny little bit about yourself, and not a very useful bit at that. Like your b.m.i. and your g.p.a. Not even your s.s.n. You're really much better informed now. Trust me.
So you're not where you thought you'd be or doing what you thought you'd be doing. And you're actually pretty happy about that. You have frequently thought that you'd never have met many parts of yourself if not for the life you live now. Like the part that loves dusting. Just kidding. You're not that demented--not even close. You know you're not disappointed not to be a high profile insert career here in insert city here. You've never really liked cities. You're glad to have discovered a love you never knew about of insert hobby/interest here. So what is the problem?
The problem is that the one thing you never let go of out of those delusional and dumbredacted ideals of your younger self is the idea that in your thirties, you'll have your physical and metaphysical act together. Somewhere, somewhen you got the idea that in your thirties, wherever you were, whatever you were doing, it would be organized. It would be orderly. It would be sensible and fully fiscally responsible. In short, you thought you'd be on the level. Welcome, Frustration. Won't you come and take up residence in my life?
See, I'm not sure where you got the idea that this was the time of your life when you would be fully in control. Honestly, all those years ago when you were young enough to think Erma Bombeck was hopelessly gauche, there were still warning signs. Didn't dad's office door sport a comic strip or something where one character said to the other, "I feel like I'm losing control!"
"Don't worry," replied the second line drawing. "It's all an illusion."
"That I'm losing control?"
"No, that you ever had any to begin with."
Really, what is it that you want? And where did you get the idea to want it? Do you expect to have perfectly behaved children? An obsessively organized house? Elven archery skills? Laundry that actually gets put away? A paragraph not entirely composed of inquisitive sentence fragments? What is it that you really think you should be doing that you're not? And whose idea was it, really, that you should? Haven't you long prided yourself on being absolutely outside the reach of peer pressure and oblivious to the caprice of external opinion?
See, that's the thing. You're smart enough to know that entropy is not just a concept in physics. That in the world, deviated as it is from its original blueprint, everything is irresistibly drawn towards chaos, whether it be the State of the Union or the state of the kitchen sink. You're also wise enough to know that nobody with a capital NO in your circle of acquaintance has their act together behind closed doors. If their finances are tidy, their house isn't. If their house is immaculate, their marriage isn't. If their marriage is serene, their kids are rowdy. Or whatever. Nobody's got it sorted. But I won't tell you either of those things, because that's not really helpful, is it? That's not where the stress comes from.
The stress comes from the idea that you were ever supposed to be perfect in any detail. You've always known, probably, that you're not going to have perfect looks. You've accepted that. But you got the mistaken notion that, because you believe you're smart, you should be able to achieve perfection. If you don't manage time, money, family, and/or career with ludicrous aplomb, then you're suddenly worth nothing. Not just less: nothing.
Let go of that notion. You were not created for perfection, because the broken world can't compass it. Instead, you were created for all the flawed brilliance you can imagine. You were created to make occasional wise observations. You were created to do something, anything, passionately. So what if it doesn't make dollars-and-sense to the world. That poem you are writing? That's what you're here for. That blankie you knitted for your friend's child? That is the beauty of you. That precious, witty thing your child just said? That didn't happen without you. That person whose day was cheered by your compliment? Put that on the scales to balance your Atlas act. You were made for the moments of blinding brilliance that shine out of your life.
And have you noticed that a spotless, single mirror doesn't reflect nearly as many rays of light as a pile of broken safety glass? Doesn't glitter like a yard full of asymmetrical snowflakes? Doesn't dazzle like the surface of water rippled by a breeze? Life isn't ever going to be polished, unbroken, symmetrical, or calm. You aren't going to be any of those things consistently in life. You need to keep an eye out for the joys in the midst of the jumble.
Like tonight, if you're me. The kitchen isn't clean. The laundry is half folded and not likely to get put away. The bank balance is laughable. But you went outside with the kids and their dad. For a glorious half hour, you all played "fribzee" while absolutely nothing else mattered. And, BAM, you know that for once, you've nailed it. Everything is where it belongs in your world.
Love and "fribzee" to you.
Now and always:
Sunday, July 06, 2014
On Friday, my men and I took a walk by the Licking River, where we made ourselves ridiculously proud of silly accomplishments by walking over a swampy inlet on a fallen log. In the evening, we inflicted major damage on a cardboard box with my bow and arrows. Abe wanted me to shoot two arrows at a time, but I had to remind him that I am not Legolas, nor Merida, nor Katniss, nor Hawkeye, nor Robinhood. The next day, we took a hike at Quiet Trails where no one and nothing was around for miles to know we existed. We took pictures of mushrooms and frogs, collected leaves for crayon rubbings, and the boys made excavations in the river. I collected some shells, though I’m probably not supposed to there. We also picked up garbage and carried it out, so that’s good. And I admit to having a small cook out. The weather was fair and mild and we were all vastly contented and more peaceful than recent memory. And we finished it off by going into town to watch firemen blow $#!% up. I sort of wonder what the Founding Fathers would think if they could see us now.
|He looks kind of cranky, doesn't he?|
Because I am feeling magnanimous, I will not name all of the following for you.
|This was my favorite mushroom..|
I did, in fact, spend a little time pondering what this weekend was meant to celebrate. We’re free. We depend on no king or overseas parliament. Men and women have given their lives to keep us so. They continue to. It’s important. I’m not sure any of us are living up to it. I shudder to think what answers I might receive if I asked a random smattering of people what ideals this nation came from, let alone what we stand for now. I sometimes think we’re the land of the ridiculous and the home of the over privileged. Because, really, is exploding ordinance to a soundtrack of Queen and country music the right way to commemorate our declaration that we stood separate and self-reliant from tyranny-over-the-sea? Have we traded the proverbial tyrant one thousand miles away for a thousand tyrants one mile away? There’s something sticky about legislating freedom and celebrating independence. Isn’t freedom, after all, about having choice and independence about taking responsibility.
But I didn’t start out here to pontificate. I loved this weekend--have always loved Independence Day above other holidays, actually. I’m just not sure it makes much sense, is all. As we sat watching our townsfolk blow up an impressive array of Chinese-made sparkly things, I just had to giggle a bit. Especially when the speakers started to belt out the 1812 Overture, and Joe turned to me and said, “A Russian revolutionary anthem? Really!?” That was after they had already run over the end of the National Anthem with Chinese explosives and also after British band Queen’s rendition of We Will Rock You.
I cherish my freedom and appreciate the idealistic life this country has afforded. I am grateful I do not currently have to worry about being set on fire in the street because my ankle accidentally showed outside of my burka. I am in awe of the tranquil splendor of a Kentucky riverside. I’m just not sure I’m always exactly “proud” to be an American. I think, maybe, we’re a little too goofy for pride, a little too undignified to stand on our dignity. Maybe it would be better to just be thankful and leave it at that. After all:
America, America. God shed His Grace on thee.
And that’s all His. We had nothing to do with it but be blessed.
Monday, June 30, 2014
Artsy pond photo, for starters.
Charlie's super cool Lego Andrea Gail.
|You can trust this face.|
I doubt that my sons are as thrilled with river swimming as I am most days. For them, one part of the fun of swimming is the actual swimming, but the greater part is that at swimming pools, one finds other kids. Not so much, the river. At the river there are, of course, huge-ish fish, and also pointy faced fish, and also zippy crayfish. There are rocks, shells, and Water Willow flowers in a veritable sea. There are Cliff Swallows in a colony under the bridge, occasional snakes, turtles, and mice. I realize all of that is probably enough to convince most of my readers never to visit, but it's a great place for me. The kids like it too, but they just think there should be more kids there. Or maybe just Daddy. The river is even better with a Daddy in it, because he makes us all braver.
|Shooting the rapids! (Do not try this at home.|
Besides your home's lack of a river, this photo
was totally staged.)
|American Rubyspot, probably male, not that|
I asked him or anything
|Vivid Blue Dancers, not dancing at all, just|
sitting around on coffee break
|Violet Tail Damselfly who seriously needs|
a more imaginative name
|Bizarre love child of Butterfly and|
Dragonfly is Owlfly. Shouldn't it be
a Butterdragon or something?
And peacocks are just
fancy dress roosters.
They will totally
attack you if you're
getting all paparazzi
on their feathered
|No one happier than a boy and his fish!|