Burma Shave 2010

Not that I (or, in fact, almost anyone who would be reading this) am old enough to remember Burma Shave's roadside sign campaign that began in 1925, but I am going to revive it.

I'm going to campaign for Barbasol: the broke-mom-of-two-small-

children's choice for shaving comfort.

"If I shave

my legs at all

I shave my legs

with Barbasol.

My leg hair is

so blasted thick

I cannot shave it

with a BiC.

When I need to be

nylons-ready,

I shave my legs

with a machete."

It's gonna be big.